Mr.Bean

Mr.Bean

BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor:            I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean:        Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor:            Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean:        Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor:            Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean:        Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher:           What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean:        9

Teacher:           What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean:        Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean:        I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk:              Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean:        Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend:             What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean:        I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend:             Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean:        four asterisks!

Friend:             how many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean:        16

Friend:             Why?

Mr. Bean:        Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend:             How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean:        What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't

see any picture.

Friend:             What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean:        Head Cleaner.

Mr. Bean:        (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend:             condolence, my friend.

After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder.

Friend:             what now?

Mr. Bean:        my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague:       Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean:        Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.