Saturday, December 22, 2012

Alcoholic Wine Tester

In an alcohol  factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a  new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to  apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to  send him away.

  They tested  him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it  and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on  a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s  correct", said the boss.

Another glass.
"It’s red wine ,  Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak  barrels."

The director was astonished.
He winked  at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic  tried it.

"It’s a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the  third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell  who’s the  father!"

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